Yeah. I got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew.

I present the evidence. It’s based on a Christmas movie that includes the real Santa Claus.

It includes a subtle nod towards Lethal Weapon, which is also a Christmas movie.

It features poinsettias, also known as the ‘Christmas Star’. A plant commonly used in festive displays.

…and a Chrimbo tree. Don’t look at the terrorists, they’re not relevant.

Then there are the Christmas wreaths. That’s why the press are here, to interview the decorations.

Those and the immaculately wrapped pressies adorned with curly bows. Nothing remotely menacing afoot here.

Case closed. Christmas movie. Christmas game. It’s happening …this Christmas Eve, naturally. Welcome to the party, pal.

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